'After his psychotic behavior, I had no sympathy': Girlfriend wages 'Mail War' against her BF's neighbor as petty revenge, flooding his mailbox for a prank

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    Plant - Posted by u/thedornisharecrazy 23 hours ago My bf's neighbor was an a hole, so I forked with him as much as possible using only his address.
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    Font - BACKSTORY: My bf (30s M) has interacted with his neighbor (30s M) exactly once in the three years he lived in his apartment complex. For some godforsaken reason, literally on the night I was helping him pack up to move the next morning, this neighbor knocks on the door and asks why we "always slam the door". To preface, I actually totally sympathize - if you let this door close by just letting go of the handle, without pushing it at all, the door does shut pretty heavily; so, I can see ho
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    Font - irritating if the door isn't carefully closed every time, even though nobody is "slamming" it. My bf said sorry, it just shuts like that, we're packing and didn't have a hand to close it, but I'm moving out in the morning so you won't have to worry about it anymore unless you want to take it up with the complex management to see if they can change how it closes. This was not a sufficient answer for the a hole neighbor.
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    Font - We're still not sure what his deal was, we think he was drunk, but he kept demanding an answer even after we reiterrated that it was an accident, and that we were leaving in the morning for forever so there wasn't anything else we could do at that point. Eventually we had to just shut the door on him as he escalated to screaming insults at us, calling my bf a "py" for not wanting to fight him. He proceeded to try and beat down the door (not an exaggeration, he was
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    Font - hitting it and kicking it so hard I thought he would succeed), occasionally going inside his apartment to bang and kick on the walls there too. He also tried knocking on the door and covering the peephole to trick us into opening the door lol. I was honestly scared to leave at that point. After over an hour of this we called building security (it's a huge complex), who apparently found him sitting in front of my bf's door when they finally got there. He kept at it after they left
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    Font - for a while. When he finally gave up after over two hours, he stole my partner's doormat on his way back inside. Why this man never once in three years spoke one word to my bf or his roommate about the door noise if it was bothering him I have no idea, but after his psychotic behavior I had no sympathy left for him. TL;DR, he was an a hole.
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    Font - PETTY REVENGE: Armed with only one piece of information about this guy - his address - I managed to track down his name. I signed him up for every free snail mail subscription I could find, including as many adult content magazines as possible. I sent him hundreds of free government pamphlets about alcohol abuse, STDs, and forest fires. I sent him a load of recovery program brochures. I
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    Font - him a load of recovery program brochures. I requested a visit from the Jehova's Witnesses on his behalf. I anonymously sent him a trophy shaped like a giant dick inscribed with "#1 Di khead". I refrained from sending a glitter bomb only because I want him to keep opening his mail, just in case I can think of anything else to do. This absolute troglodyte of a person doesn't even know our names, let alone where my
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    Font - bf moved or where I live, so even if he suspects my bf there's nothing he can do. Finally, to put the cherry on the petty Sunday... I stole his doormat on our last visit to the apartment. I only wish I could be a fly on the wall when he starts putting it together.
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    Font - ETA - For those asking how I find snail mail to sign him up for, unfortunately there isn't a good collective resource, I honestly just googled a whole bunch and signed him up for anything that didn't require a phone number. I did create a throwaway gmail account as many sign up forms require it in order to receive the snail mail. I'm living for all I your suggestions, don't be shy lol.
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    Rectangle - gogozrx +2 22 hr. ago I waged a "Mail War" on an old boss of mine for YEARS. one of the best was I signed him up for a rather offensive fetish magazine using a money order. But I made a "mistake" and put the boss' name on it, but his neighbor's address.
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    Font - WateryTart_ndSword 22 hr. ago That is f ing diabolical
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    Rectangle - lacampbell900 · 19 hr. ago I think this guy could really use some scientology mailers. He seems stressed.
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    Font - optix_clear +1 18 hr. ago Publisher's clearinghouse mailings, Planned parenthood 82 Reply Share Automatic Key56 +1. 15 hr. ago Not Publisher's Clearing House!! Is that still a thing??
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    Smile - captain_flak +1 - 21 hr. ago I think I saw some kind of gag mailer that said "S x toy recycling" or something that you could send people anonymously. 'Twas awesome.
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    Human body - wyopapa25 4 hr. ago Second Hand S x Toys, it's a gag envelope you can buy off Amazon.
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    Font - few23 21 hr. ago This is the move if you want to go scorched-earth. All that stuff you're sending, send it to every apartment # on your floor, in his name. Maybe the apartments right upstairs and downstairs too, with the same unit number. Pretty soon he will be on everyone's s t list. Every day he will have a giant fire hazard in front of his door.
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    Font - few23 18 hr. ago They'll figure something is up like, "Wow, he must have been a real a hole for someone to go to all this trouble."
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    Font - onthejourney 20 hr. ago Thank you for this. I'm using this for someone who ripped me (disabled) off. Sold me a power wheel chair that only needed batteries. Ghosted me when I tried to get my money back 70 Reply Share ComicsVet61 19 hr. ago Oh please, please, update this when the deed is done.
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    Organism - daikarasu +2 20 hr. ago Yo that's the evilest s t I've ever heard in my life. I'm putting this in my back pocket
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